July 2009
2 posts
i loled;
-newyorkcity:
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils …”
– Louis Hector Berlioz (via -newyorkcity)